Arrested Development is back (the world rejoices) and with the return of anything this incredible, it should be ushered in as a golden, laser-eyed cheetah sitting atop a throne of Doritos and carried on the backs of cloned Sasquatch slaves (I want you to picture that). So, Phil “The Weeping Wolverine” Smallwood and Dave “Ryan Gosling” Bunnell decided to do our own brand of “ushering in” the only we we know how—we kidnapped Jason Bateman and shoved bamboo shoots under his toenails. Actually, we didn’t do that at all…like, at all. Rather, we created a poster. Yeah, you heard that right. Your eyeballs aren’t colluding against you. We created a gosh darned poster! (Confetti falling from the sky in black and white post-war celebratory footage.)
See y’all, Phil and I LOVE Arrested Development. We were watching it back in 2003 when the freaking intern was 13 and it’s been lodged in our black hearts ever since. The poster is lazily titled “103 Jokes.” We gathered together as many jokes as we had time to create and distilled them down to their essence. If you can guess all 103 we’ll personally give you $50…for reals.
So enjoy, all you AD snobs. We hope you like it. If you don’t, well then shut up. If you get stumped we’re making a cheat sheet for all you cheaters out there.
…Oh, and the intern sort of helped. He might cry if we didn’t include him. Thanks Chase, sort of.
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